March 2012
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Reblog if you know where this is from.
February 2012
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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i need poetry ideas
Religious debates FTW
Ellen Degeneres for President.